Getting all pinteresty!: DIY Hair Mask.

  With the ship hours getting increasingly longer and longer (and with a close friend that I spent copious amounts of time with having left the island) I have a ton of free time on my hands. Therefore I am testing a lot of my pins from pinterest, photographing the evidence, and posting it on here.
  Let's be real though, 90% of my recipes since getting addicted to the online meth that is pinterest, so every day/night is a pinterest trial and error event. My poor husband gets to be in the middle of that disaster. Luckily only one attempt (thus far) was a disaster and that wasn't my fault, it was the recipe.

 Anyway, without further anticipation, my take on the DIY Hair Mask

 You start with these ingredients:
  2tbsp Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  1 Egg Yolk
  1tsp Honey
  A comb
  And, a warm towel.

(Looks delicious doesn't it?)

This is my pre-mask hair. Mornings aren't kind to me. And yes, those are in fact my real glass. I'm not just trying to look cool. I need new contacts.

Steps 1&2, mix ingredients together and warm up for about 10 seconds.

Step 3, apply to your head. (I made a horrible mess doing this.)

Step 4, wrap hair in warm towel (or use a shower cap)

Step 5, wait 15 minutes.

(My hair smelled like a dirty gross sandwich.)

Step 6, remove warm towel/shower cap and wash hair like normal.

This is the end result!

   My opinion: DO NOT TRY unless you want your hair to feel like it's going to snap off. Maybe I did it wrong, but after washing it out my hair started breaking and felt like straw. It was HORRIFIC.
  Another factor that might have screwed me on this? My hair isn't healthy to begin with. I need a haircut horribly.
  If you attempt any hair mask (or you attempted this one with better results) please tell me about it!


 (If you want to check the pins I've attempted you can check them all out here, but they don't have pictures. I'll fix that as I attempt more.)

Huh, that's interesting.

  Someone googled me! and it wasn't me!
  Blogger tracks how people get to your blogs. Now my usual screen name (Hergtastic) which I have adapted from my childhood nickname (Herg) is pretty unique. That's not just me saying that. If you were to google it, all you would find is my crap.
 Phantom googler! Don't be shy! you're allowed to comment and such. I won't bite!
 The idea of someone googling me and finding out all of my junk does make me a little nervous, but I'm never running for public office nor am I ever going to be famous, so I guess its okay.

Anywho, if you stumble upon this blog (or straight up google me) don't be afraid to say hello.

I'll write more later, when I have more to write about.

Getting acclimated

  Ahhh new blog. Getting everything in its correct space and feeling more like myself.

  (Really this post is to inform my old Phantom Readers that this one exists.)

So to start this one off, I'm going to do one of those old school stupid surveys. ENJOY.

Questions will get rather deep and personal, can you take it?

 - Oh geez! I don't know! I don't work well under pressure!!

Swear to me that you will answer them all honestly?

 - I pinky promise.

Will the last person you kissed be the next person you kiss?

 - Sure will, for the rest of my life. I'm married.

Have you ever kissed an ex after you two have broken up?

 - Maybe? I honestly don't remember. It's been awhile since I've had an ex.

Why do you hate the person you hate the most?

 - I have a vagina, therefore there is no rhyme or reason to why I hate anything. I just do.

Is there anybody you wish you could spend time with right now?

 - There's actually a lot of people I wish I could spend time with.

Do you look for a sense of humor or seriousness?

 - I need laughter. 

Have you ever stayed up very late talking to the person you like[d]?

 - Honestly, it's been awhile since Ryan and I just stayed up talking. 

Were you single this Valentines Day?

 - Nope.

Have your parents ever not approved of someone?

 - Only a few friends.

What did you and the last person you talked on the phone with talk about?

  - I think it was my Mom, and probably Zeus.

Ever been called babe?

 - Often

Who are you constantly with?

 - Ryan. If not him then either Jessie, Tricia, or Team Teriyaki Hairpiece.

What color bra are you wearing?

 - Black and a skin toned pink. Lacy and sexy. oooooh.

What did you do today?

 - Laundry. 

Would you hook up with the last person who texted you?

 - I would not. Last text was from my sister, and that's incestuous and gross.

Do you talk about your feelings or hide them?

 - Hide. hide all the way.

Are you a morning person or a night person?

- Afternoon person.

Who were you with Friday night?

- Daniel, Brittney, Adam, Jessie, and Ryan.

What happened at 9:00 am today?

- I woke up.

Have you ever broken a flipflop?

- No, actually.

Do you own a skateboard?

- I don't.

What is your biggest fear about making a total commitment to someone?

- I made that total commitment, and my biggest fear is that he will find better.

Did you accept or deny your last friends request?

- Ignored.

Would you be okay with your boyfriend/girlfriend being friends with his/her ex?

- Ya know, it's been 4 years. I SHOULD be able to say "yeah I don't care" except I can't. And that's a long story in itself, but I know he wouldn't want me to be either.

Are your nails painted?

- French acrylic. oh yes, I'm fancy.

Have you ever wore the opposite sex's clothes?

- Often.

If you were to get up from the computer, and turn to the right and take four steps where would you be?

- I would have fallen onto the couch after one step.

Where is your cell phone?

- Next to me.

Have you ever had pink eye?

- Ugh yes. sucks dick.

Do you believe in love?

- I do.

There you have it phantom readers. Transfer your love over here. :D